tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42348591419530048832012-02-16T11:57:41.690ZJustinnoreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4234859141953004883.post-54228470412908899632008-03-04T11:57:00.000Z2008-03-04T11:58:19.048ZHe really was sorry. Again. He apologised to her with flowers, jewellry and clothes. Again. They were dead, gaudy and his mother's. Again.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4234859141953004883-5422847041290889963?l=chickenlit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Justinnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4234859141953004883.post-75115417739699394652008-03-04T11:08:00.000Z2008-03-04T11:09:25.587ZI spend the holiday dodging the timeshare kidnap squads. So many tourists are taken against their will that the place is like 1980s Beirut.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4234859141953004883-7511541773969939465?l=chickenlit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Justinnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4234859141953004883.post-63691658323388047722008-03-04T10:50:00.001Z2008-03-04T10:50:29.995ZThe anti-depressants won't open again. Her three year-old gnaws off the childproof lid in 45 seconds. A new record. He doesn't eat too many.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4234859141953004883-6369165832338804772?l=chickenlit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Justinnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4234859141953004883.post-68097051703893887322008-03-03T09:28:00.000Z2008-03-04T09:29:16.165ZI once knew a man who ate those pineapple chunk things out of pub urinals for pints of lager. You should have seen what he'd do for shorts.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4234859141953004883-6809705170389388732?l=chickenlit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Justinnoreply@blogger.com0